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<br>WARNING!&nbsp; Although no subject is taboo during the course of an ESL session, and flirtatious conversation is perfectly acceptable [as well as studied], should you attempt to turn an ESL class into a phonesex romp, you will be immediately disconnected and no monies will be refunded for any time which might have otherwise remained.</font></b></td></tr>
                          
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